If I told you I found the answer to our existence would you take the time to read it?

It all started when a man messaged me.
Seeking a request to be filled, I did agree.
While researching trying to find what I need. 
I came across some PDFs so I began to read.

First one titled "How the Irish became white"
On the second page, it writes: "The Irish are the blacks of Europe."
"So say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud."
Wow, I bust laughing out loud.

Hours go by and it's almost sunup.
A second PDF titled "I am - The first name of God." 
"The Divine Province".
Skimming through I find grimacing information about the Rothschilds human intentions.
Convictions upon the Ark of the Covenant and something shielding from the light.
Might the Ark of the Covenant be a portal within the Sphinx burial site?

Typed in "Ark of the Covenant portal pdf."
You'd never guess but the Ark of the Covenant is a portal.
Bridging dimensional frequency bands and locations.
Information on everything we question about life is given.
Mission to spread the knowledge of our existence is no longer hidden.

It all started the day a man messaged me on pornhub.
Seeking a penis shrinking spell to shrink his nub.
and upon finding what I would need.
I was led to the answer to our existence.
Keylontic Science